March 2012
Facebook.
Friend #1: Happy Birthday Justin Bieber!! I looveee youu
Friend #2: Happy birthday baby boy! Oh my gossh I can't wait till we get married(':
Friend #3: ITS ILLEGAL TO DATE JUSTIN BEIBER NOW OH MY DEAR LORD CALL 911 CALL THE POLICE MAKE THE TIME GO BACK OK. HES MY HUSBAND. ITS NOW ILLEGAL. WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY.
Me: lolol it's not like he's gonna see your posts. shuutt up. leave the poor boy alone.
I really wish Lisa was here right now. I need her...
